I got the computer yall are in danger

I got a new laptop coming in soon y'all better be scared

I nearly fainted due to overheating and my period now my teacher thinks I'm pregnant fml

How the hell did I get to level 4 artist I haven't posted shit in 3 months and I only look at other people's stuff once a week

*banging pots and pans together* PREORDER YOUR CLOWN EGGS NOW, 100% EDIBLE AND DECORATIVE

Damn I actually am number dyslexic, it's actually a real thing and I actually got it

I think I have math dyslexia I mix up 3 5 and 2 and if I stare at math too long I get really bad headaches

Edit: This is a real thing I'm not even shit posting this time

Last night I dreamt they were making a dsaf movie and were looking to cast seahorses

God dammit